The Star-Nosed Mole Can Smell Your Fear!: A Prelude To A List of Terrifying Animals That Probably Sleep Under Your Bed

 

"I would appreciate any blood you might be able to spare, thanks."---The Star-Nosed Mole

 The Star-Nosed Mole: I’m not a scientist, so you’ll have to take my word for it, but the Star-Nosed Mole can smell your fear, wants your blood and is %1,000 real.  His tentacles—of which there are 22—flare out when he senses that his picture has been placed on the Internet and sends out an imperceptible screech to all of his friends, letting them know where you are and how best to scratch at you with their terror-claws.  They grow to be as big as it takes to frighten you and they are indigenous to outside of your window.

More to come…