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Zack & Miri Make an R-Rated Porno!!!

Great news everyone! I know you were worried about cuts and/or a ridiculous rating ruling for Smith’s new film, but worry no more.

Smith Won!

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4 Responses

  1. Who gives a shit? Kevin Smith is the most overrated writer/director in the history of Hollywood. Clerks has aged horribly, Mallrats was a bandwagon jumper that people chose to “like” because of Clerks (even though it’s really not a very good movie…really), Chasing Amy and Dogma were just okay, Jersey Girl was not that great and Clerks 2 featured some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen. The only Kevin Smith movie I’ve ever truly enjoyed was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and that’s more than likely just because it was a clusterfuck of cameos. And having seen the trailer for Zack and Miri, I can say that I continue to be unimpressed by Kevin Smith. Seth Rogen will have been funnier. Dialogue in other movies will have been smarter. Yet, I guarantee that all the fanboys in the universe will acclaim this film as the best film Kevin Smith has made since Clerks, just like they did for the last few pieces of shit he’s released. I don’t care if he looks kind of like Mike Guardabascio. Kevin Smith, you sir are no Mike Guardabascio!

  2. While I appreciate your enthusiasm regarding the topic at hand, dude, I was more excited that the fucking rating officials didn’t get their say.

    While you may hate Kevin Smith more and more each day, I would recommend that you give his SMODcast a listen. It has nothing to do with his films and you might appreciate him more as a human being. Right now you just seem very hate-filled. Perhaps this will open you up to a new side of Smith, one that you like.

  3. OH, SO NOW YOU’RE TAKING HIS SIDE?!

    Our friendship? IT’S OVER!!!!! THE ELIJAH YOU KNEW IS DEAD!

    PS – Keep up the good work on the blog!

  4. As far as his films go, I appreciate the fact that he’s a man that knows his limitations. As shitty as Jersey Girl was, it wasn’t trying to be a big blockbuster. It wasn’t trying to appeal to a broad audience (even if Kevin Smith was toning some of his usual humor down for a wider audience). He knows his strengths and his weaknesses and he sticks to what he can do. I think he can write dialogue. Sure it’s not as good as others out there, but it’s not his problem. He’s just a guy off in a corner making his own little movies for like $10 million. I think any animosity towards Kevin Smith should be redirected to his fan base. They’re assholes.
    You’re right though, Jay and Bob was his best to date.
    And SMODcast is worth a listen, specifically the CRapture episode (I think it’s 55).

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