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I’m Wearing Gasoline Today.

My new perfume bottleThank you, Chevron. Thank you for leaving a puddle of stinking gasoline on the ground for me to waddle in unknowingly while I fill up my tank. Thank you for letting me get in my car and almost pass out from the fumes before walking into work and having people look at me like I’m some sort of freak! Did I say thank you enough? Impossible.

Thanks, ASSHOLE.


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